What Does TSA Stand For?

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Published on Thursday, February 21 2013 19:25

Written by Chuck Coker

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By now, most Americans have encountered the TSA. The government tells us TSA stands for “Transportation Security Administration”, but the travelling public has a different opinion. Here, in alphabetical order, are some of the things travelers think TSA stands for. Tell us your favorite in the comments section.

• Taking Scissors Away
• Taking Security Away
• Take Something Always
• Taliban Sharia Advocates
• Taste Socialism, Asshole
• Tawdry Strip Act
• Taxpayer Supported Assault
• Teaching Submission to Americans
• Terrorist Support Agency
• Terrorists Succeeded? Assuredly
• Testicle Searchers of America
• The Sexual Assailants
• The Soviet America
• The Swastika Army
• Theatrical Security Agents
• They See All
• They Sexually Assault
• They’ll Search Anyone
• Thigh Strokers Anonymous
• Thirty Second Assault
• Thousands Sitting Around
• Thousands Standing Around
• Three Stooges Association
• Tight Space Administration
• Tit Sucking Assholes
• To Serve Al Qaeda
• Toddlers Stripped Also
• Too Stupid for Arby’s
• Totalitarian Security Agents
• Totally Screwing Americans
• Totally Senseless Aggression
• Touch Some Ass
• Touch Strangers’ Asses
• Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’
• Touching “Stuff” Aggressively
• Touching Safe Americans
• Touching Sensitive Areas
• Tough Shit, America!
• Trained Sodomy Adminstrators
• Trains: Suggested Alternative
• Trampling Servile Americans
• Trampling Several Amendments
• Tray Stacker Association
• Tremendously Stupendous Arrogance
• True Sexual Assault
• True Socialist Authorities
• Trying to Stop Airtravel
• Typical State Action