You’ve seen all the commercials. But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than four hours? I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist, and since she and her sister were owners of the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me. I said that I would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with the highest level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me, as a shy man, to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute. I’ll talk to my sister.” When she returned, she said, “ We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: one-third ownership in the store, a company car, a king-size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses.”