Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrödinger, and Georg Ohm were traveling in a car when they got pulled over. Heisenberg was driving. The cop asked him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No,” Heisenberg replied. “But I know where I am.”
The cop said, “You were doing 55 in a 35 zone.”
Heisenberg threw up his arms and shouted, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thought that was suspicious and ordered him to pop open the trunk. He checked it out and said, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouted Schrödinger.
The cop moved to arrest the three physicists, but Ohm resisted.
Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle